Let's begin with the positives -
Breakfast was excellent!
So this looks like a normal hotel room. White balance is off, but candidly I don't care enough to photoshop it.
Make a guesstimate how much shorter than this desk is this desk chair .... go ahead ... A LOT. There is no world in which these were designed to go together not can the chair adjust sufficiently to set ergonomically and work at the desk. Not pictured - the Ethernet cable that was broken and fell out of anything to which it was plugged repeatedly.
Note the door - they key card has to be inserted to unlock it. Which means - no digital key.
This is a bug. It crawled across our entryway.
Don't believe me?